A portrait of the artist as an old wig. Some people pay good money to these shrewd surgeons to get a nose job or a general facelift.

Instead hold onto you money and go online! If you just go digital you can get away with a little binary surgery. This face remake was not done, I'll tell you for sure, to attract the opposite sex. Who likes an old wig anyway! I just did it for fun. If you want get adjusted send me a picture and I'll give you the face you deserve.